teal-deer:

I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

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unusual-ly:

Jimmy: … Have you got an eye patch on?

Noel: No

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pale-blue-knot:

this was so important to me when i was young and i didn’t even know it

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ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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sense-not-found:

The original “Don’t Touch Me” routine.

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buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

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turklet:

i looked at a girl and i was like nice

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danbutt:

quality reporting

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,,

Do it for the vinyl

Jack White (probably)

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